• Prose & Poetry • Pigtures • Graphic Art  

Spam

Amos says "I thinks it's a scam
That pigs is from where we gets ham.
Just look at my Aby—he's small and he's shabby—
From him you couldn't even get Spam!"

Popcorning

The junior he popcorned so high
That he thought he could soar through the sky.
So he popped all about 'til Mom gave him a clout,
And said "Dummy, you know pigs can't fly!"

Hey Hey Hay (a non-limerick)

Our fave time of day is when you brings us hay.
It's soft for our beds and fine on our heads.
We're in up to our knees as we nibble choice leaves,
Then through it we run—hay's not food, hay's fun!